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gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

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notprimrose:

Fame is not part of my goal. How do you play a real person if your life is no longer real?

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jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

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kingjaffejoffer:

Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

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Remember this when you read reports of people ‘looting’ McDonalds tomorrow

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sweet-bitsy:

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this post literally gets me through everything and anything

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humans are so weird, like from when you are created your genes are given these traits and your brain is made to like and dislike certain things and its not until we start living that we can figure out what we like and what we don’t, and when people say that they’re trying to figure out who they are they could mean it rhetorically like a lot of people do, but when you think about it, you actually get to discover new things about your own self every day, like maybe you don’t like green or you don’t like ketchup and you never knew that until one day when you were thinking about it, isn’t that cool and fascinating 

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

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tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

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ddindi:

Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything. 

ddindi:

Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything. 

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happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

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