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liquidglue:

I’d like to thank Bo Burnham for the best vine ever created 

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mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

this is my favorite gif set.

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unecxited:

please don’t steal credit

unecxited:

please don’t steal credit

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

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iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

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rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

rosaparking:

blowmeonelastkiss:

fashion is a lifestyle, it’s a choice. it’s a freedom of expression. you have to live it, you have to love it. you have to breathe it. life’s all about love and glamour

Im so scared

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mclennon-darling:

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

I WOULDVE CRIED

mclennon-darling:

4gifs:

Spiderdog prank. [video]

I WOULDVE CRIED

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mangowho:

barrowmans:

omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, i mean i don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg

I don’t have anything against it either. I really don’t. My best friend is straight, but like, keep it in the bedroom you know?

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dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

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kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

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