Latest Tweets:

lubricates:

just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

(via lubricates)

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via riyal)

theyellowbrickroad:

im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified

(Source: theyellowbrickroad, via beyoncescock)

(Source: patrickkingart, via magicul)

eastnewyork:

Lmao it’s back

(Source: charrmer, via hate)

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via unhunted)

caraphatash:

In response to Nash Grier using “fag.”

(via tylersprofessionalfanboy)

life goals:

(Source: beverlyhilton, via promoted)

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

(Source: 2bainzz, via stabs)

#transformation tuesday

#transformation tuesday

jamtards:

in her bedroom the mighty bedroom the fangirl blogs tonight

(via riyal)

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
image

THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
image

THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

(via joshpeck)

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(via bullied)